Women don't mind the occasional cad, if we know what we're dealing with from the get-go. I was pretty psyched, too. But it's not obvious to womankind. Nebbishy dweebs who spent their youth unpacking computers instead of unhooking bras. Because nerds tend to nurse their high school wounds with the dedication of war widows. This was my first glimpse of a very important truth: Inside a woman, at least.
Do you see yourself as a perpetual underdog in life's great battle to get action?
Angry Nerds And How They're Terrorizing Our Women
Another friend dated a nebbishy programmer fun fact: Now it's basically a Purple Heart. Just to be clear, I'm sure there are plenty of nice, normal, devoted guys who have blown both literal and figurative loads on Kids in the Hall collector's items, just as there are probably some porn stars with dads who took them to the zoo every Saturday. It's all a lie. Especially now that nerds are experiencing something of a golden age. And we've been taught to think this way by everyone from our well- meaning bubbes to Cosmo, the magazine seemingly penned by a drunk brothel madam. Please let me offer some unsolicited advice: